be ready for emergency situation
People has a lot of free time.
Someone has parodied ready.gov, a website with the puropose of prepare, plan and be informed for a possible emergency situation.
Some of my favourties:
- If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
- If you’ve become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.
- If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.
- If you see colors in the sky, grasp your throat and pretend to choke yourself. Girls go for that.
- If the weather is overcast with dark skies, look for worms in the grass.
Funny stuff!
October 24th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
Those type of government publications are usually easy enough to parody anyway but those guys did a good job of it!