People has a lot of free time.

Someone has parodied ready.gov, a website with the puropose of prepare, plan and be informed for a possible emergency situation.

Some of my favourties:

• If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
• If you’ve become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.
• If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.
• If you see colors in the sky, grasp your throat and pretend to choke yourself. Girls go for that.
• If the weather is overcast with dark skies, look for worms in the grass.

Funny stuff!

This entry is filed under Offbeat | Leave a Comment | Subscribe

Advertise here