The sky has sent you an angel!

The sky didn’t want it and sent it to me, I don’t want it neither so please, is all yours!
Merry Christmas!

Chaps, today it’s Friday! (Viernes or Beernes is Spanish)

Saturday is my favorite day by far, and you will be thinking: “what about Saturday”? Easy! I like prizes after some effort, Friday is perfect because you feel excited about the weekend but still doing something productive (I know, I know, not very much). Ok, so tell me, are you going to party today? Are you the kind of guy who know how to go out without drinking? It’s a shame but I have to be honest and say that I am definitely not one of those, I can’t be in a pub or club without a beer on my hand.

In UK are very worried about the Units (of alcohol of course) people use to have and they are running several campaigns to try (without any exit in my point of view, come on, they are English! drinking is cool) to reduce the alcohol consume. At the company I am working for, we are running a “drinking competition” and we have a spreadsheet where we have to update the units every day, I am not going to tell you in which position am I, but mates, I am only going to say that there are more than two guys over 400 units (today is 20th, so 20 units/day average), crazy!

That’s one of the reasons/proves I don’t see any success in UK’s alcohol campaigns, and I think they should try with old campaigns that had success in the past, for example this one below, was made in USA on the 1919.

How do you feel now? Are you going to give drinking up this weekend? Do you think they are very ugly and fancy a drink anyway? I don’t think so! Imagine yourself drunk 5am, you’re single, these girls are “free” (when I say free is without boyfriends or men around them) in the pub/club where you are having fun with your mates (all men) but suddenly you look around yourself and you are “alone”, all your friends are kissing girls, dancing with them or have gone home/toilet, but you still feel full of energy, have more than 30 units in your stomach and don’t want to go home, what would you do? Oh Yeeeees! Don’t lie to me!

Please men, think about this picture before order your first beer this weekend!

via my friend Alex

People say, man’s best friend is a dog!

Who taught this dog to do this? Have a guess!

Bored Guys,
Another cool thing to do this Christmas: Becoming Santa Claus with SantaBeard.com.

It’s quite easy, only 4 steps:

• Cut out beard
• Hold beard over lower face
• Take funny picture
• Send it to them

Funniest picture wins a prize
Niiiice!

What are you waiting for? I will take mine tonight!

via dirtymouse.co.uk

“When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree”

Thanks Dom

Friday!

Nothing special to do this weekend? Do you like video stuff? Are you rich and don’t know how to spend all the money? What about making a TV ad? Why? Why Not! This video will show you how to create television adverts with ease. 100% secure success

via rufadas

Interesting,

As the year comes to a close, google has launched an article with top 10 searches in 2008, (big events, memorable moments and emerging trends).

1. sarah palin
2. beijing 2008
3. facebook login
4. tuenti
5. heath ledger
6. obama
7. nasza klasa
8. wer kennt wen
9. euro 2008
10. jonas brothers

It was a bit suspicious for me, I’ve done a re-search and here you are the results:

89 for Sex only 2 for Sarah Palin. It sounds more realistic: 89% of the Internet is Porn

For those who know how to appreciate music that reaches the soul and value the friendship in times of lost values…

Playing For Change is a multimedia movement created to inspire, connect, and bring peace to the world through music

How nice is that?

Oh Yes! It’s Friday!
This week has been a great week, I’ve worked a lot but everything has been a success. As a latest news, I can already tell you (I’ve just received the contract signed off) that I am going to stay in the same property I’ve stayed last two years with a major change: My rent is 430GBP per month cheaper!! Why? Credit Crunch, I suppose, someone has to benefit from it, don’t you think?

How I achieve it? Are you thinking to try dropping the price from your rent? Here you are the email I sent to the estate agent:

Hi XXXX,
I hope you are well,
I’ve talked to my girlfriend and flatmate and it looks like he is going to leave us (he is probably losing his job).
I would like to keep the flat but we don’t want to share it anymore, things are quite mad in London and bankers/consultants don’t know how long are they going to stay in the same job/place/city.
To be realistic, only this kind of people will afford the price the landlord is asking for. So my question is, do you think would be possible to drop the price of the flat to XXX GBP pw (our max budget) so we can keep it without sharing it? If not we will have to move to another one.

Thank you,
Regards,

Your welcome!

See you next week, I am off to Lisbon the weekend!

Chaps,
Just to let you know: I am more than pleased to receive any gift, please read text below…

As this is the season for giving presents it is appropriate to remind all users of the Frucomerci’s policies for giving and accepting gifts, entertainment and hospitality. You must use discretion in accepting or giving gifts, services or hospitality and ensure that it is not on a scale that may be interpreted as compromising your integrity or ability to exercise independent judgment. Excessive gift or hospitality giving or receiving can constitute an improper inducement, may breach Frucomerci Principles and lead to disciplinary action.

Please, feel free!

Most of you might already know that my girlfriend is a photographer, well, the other day she was showing me some pictures using tilt shift. I loved the technique from the very first moment, and today when I’ve watched this video combining it with time lapse, I’ve found a spare minute from my busy working day for posting it. It’s my duty to share with you this kind of stuff, isn’t it? That’s why you come to Frucomerci, right? Come on, comment something, Mr T has told me he wants to do all his push ups before Christmas

via microsiervos

Guys,

I’m moving frucomerci to a new server tonight, sorry for any inconvenience you experience visiting my super blog which, as far as I know, all of you love so much.

What about crossing your fingers and singing “Everything’s gonna be all right” of Bob Marley - believe me it works most of the times for me

I know you are going to love this one guys!

is Rodney Carrington - Show them to me

For you, Spanish Frucomerci’s followers with a poor English, subtitled version here

People, it’s Friday!
Tonight I’ve got tickets for MGMT and do you know what? I can’t wait!

Have a nice weekend! I’m going to do my best too.