I know you are going to love this one guys!

is Rodney Carrington - Show them to me

For you, Spanish Frucomerci’s followers with a poor English, subtitled version here

People, it’s Friday!
Tonight I’ve got tickets for MGMT and do you know what? I can’t wait!

Have a nice weekend! I’m going to do my best too.

How do you do guys?

I have built a new website, it’s definitely the website of spanish tortilla omelette lovers. You will find all the omelette-related information such as recipes, pictures and videos giving you the option of learning a few things from our video cooking tutorials.

Many years before man came to the earth there was eggs.

They were alone. Useless.

Then came Man and dinosaurs. The man fought the dinosaur and won, and as a result had access to all the eggs in the world. They were very happy but they didn’t know what to do with them.

Until one day. . . was it an accident? An act of god? Who knows. All that matters is. . .

Man discovered omelette. And Man was happy. In fact he was Eggstatic.

Now comes the funny part: if we reach 250 pictures, 25 recipes and 10 videos (related to omelettes of course) we will find a hunky man in his boxers and a hot woman in bikini, to cook an omelette for you users!. Then we will video this occasion and put it here on the site.

That’s right: Omelette+woman in bikini/man in boxers = true happiness.

The more recipes added, the less bikini will be worn. Or the man equivalent. Oh yes. That’s how much we like omelettes. But only you can help us. Come, join the fight! And the cooking!

Come on guys, send us your omelette pictures and recipes!

Respect!

How do you do?

I don’t know if this is true, but I know for sure is quite funny

It’s a voicemail a guy left to a girl, he met hanging outside of a bar trying to find a cab. They talked for two minutes and she handed him her business card and said: “call me”.

Check it out:

Two options: this guys is a master or is a completely retarded.

Monday morning guys! Ready for another week? Music may help, isn’t it?

Do you like Zero 7, Groove Armada and/or Bonobo? What about a new London band fully influenced by them? Thanks to a colleague I’ve just discovered Nonagon. They are a London trip hop group working from a bedroom in North London. With the sweet vocal melodies of Australian Beth McLean and dark musical wranglings of Josh Thillagaratnam, Junk Folder Propecies lies somewhere between the haunting chill out of Zero 7 and the epic strains of a movie soundtrack. Download their EP for free at nonagonmusic.com

Enjoy & Respect!

Friday Guys!! Aren’t you excited? I am!

This has been a busy week, lots of work (maybe too much), but at least less than my banker flatmate What about a bit of good music to help us forgetting our working days and starting the weekend? Sounds good for me! I know will work also for Hugo!

Matt Costa - Mr Pitiful video for you! Enjoy without Destroy!

Here you have a short love and lovely story in stop motion.

Enjoy!

Sooner or later everyone watches a porn movie, that’s not a secret. Check a funny way to censor porn movies out.

via peloton69.com

My brother is going to a gig tonight and to be fair with you I didn’t know the band - El Puchero del Hortelano - but after download the entire album (for free) from their website (You can’t imagine how much I like bands doing that), and listen it a couple of times, I think they are pretty good and deserve a post on my modest blog.

Good one for few beers with friends, isn’t it? Ah! Just to remind you… Today is Friday!

Who said art has to be pleasing to the eye. At horriblesweet.com definitely they don’t think the same.

There you will find handmade designer plush and custom unique toys and you will be able to buy them at their online shop (now that we are close to Christmas, can be very helpful)

What a lovely and sweet dolls! :p

Hehe, txt has just arrived to my phone:

Black Women all over the world are shaving their public pubic hairs today in support of OBAMA’s election. Their message to the world: “READ OUR LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!”

Thanks A. for the quote
Thanks A. for the correction

A friend who (still ) works in a bank has just sent me this and I think resumes pretty well what is going on in the stock markets with the credit crunch.

But no worries, if you are just a normal citizen, you are still able to enjoy delicatessen such as octopus

Thanks R & Carlton

Oh yeah! And not only this! This teenager full name is now: Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined

Read the rest of the article here

Shit! How am I going to name my first son now??

Messing around I’ve arrived to this fantastic website tulipanxxx. I am not going to tell you what is about, you can’t miss it and check it by your own.

I don’t know why has come to my mind the song from Aerosmith that says:

My fantasize it must be out of luck
My old libido has been blowing a transistor

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