dimitri - the stud
How do you do?
I don’t know if this is true, but I know for sure is quite funny 
It’s a voicemail a guy left to a girl, he met hanging outside of a bar trying to find a cab. They talked for two minutes and she handed him her business card and said: “call me”.
Check it out:
Two options: this guys is a master or is a completely retarded.
November 26th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
This voicemail is none other than “Dimitri The Lover”, a seduction guru, physician, and performance artist from Toronto. If you go to http://dimitrithelover.com/TRMannouncement.html you can read the latest newsletter from his anti-metrosexual group, the “Toronto Real Men”. Then go to his web site and click on the MEDIA CENTRE and listen to a radio interview where the voice is exactly the same. The guy is hilarious and a total expert with the ladies.
November 26th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Mmmm…. nice… but with my poory english level, I just can understand some of his great sentences… I know its a bad stuff, but…. bro, ?can u translate it for me?
May be u will improve your excellent english from Yale… ? Harvard?… oh! no! sorry, your english from Mostoles 
Just kidding my bro, just kidding. Have a nice day and… ? shoot da salami!…. mmm… no, ??? chuta la mortadela!!! 
Thx 4 your contributions!
November 26th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
WTF!!!!! Your website is totally in english!!! I cant put my ???????!!!!!????? correctly!!!!! DAMN!!!! xD