• 1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market
• 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street
• 3. Whats the difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker?. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW
• 4. What’s the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!
• 5. The problem with an investment banks balance sheet is that on the left side nothing’s right and on the right side nothing’s left.
• 6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be reading this. if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it’s a scam.Don’t fall for it.
• 7. President Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favorite candy bar .
• 8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush’s copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures .
• 9. President Bush’s response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio couple of weeks ago. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21.
• 10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my checks is returned stamped ‘insufficient funds’, I won’t know whether that refers to mine or the bank’s.

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