Sex Explained Graphically by Pens

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010 at 2:44 pm

I’ve received so many emails with this subject and these images that I had to translate them (they were originally in Spanish) and create a post. Bic pens have always been the best! I guess no explanation is needed…


Sex Explained Graphically

Is a completely SFW post and in my opinion a very good way to explain to your daughters/sons the different types of sex that exist.

In how many of the cases above have you been part of?


Yes, we forgot one!

2 Girls 1 Cap - Sex Explained Graphically by Pens

Thanks John Mercer


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35 Comments (Add Yours)

  1. Arantxa

    That’s really good!

  2. Just Me

    Really nice :)

  3. Hanya

    Awesome!

  4. oic

    so white people are the default and all other races are depicted by the black pen with no gender specified?

  5. ooo

    Pederast is not right – pederast is a homosexual. You meant a pedofile

  6. felipe

    Awesome! so funny

  7. Dani

    Who said the blue pen is a white dude?
    It could be an asian guy and the black pen represents an arab, who cares?
    People see racism everywhere…

    I think a pederast is a guy who likes boys, real specific.

    I loved the photos (:
    Really funny.

  8. skook

    @ ooo, pederast does not mean homosexual. It’s an erotic relationship between an older man and an adolescent boy.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty

  9. roz

    i don’t get the eunuch.

  10. astrofoo

    @roz, he’s been castrated. he has no ink.

  11. Wercik

    What’s the thing on the fetish pen (penisse?)

  12. Debbie

    LOVE IT! LMAO!

  13. gail

    sooo funny! isn’t “another threesome” called a “devil’s threesome”?

  14. Patrick

    amazing – thanks for sharing :D

  15. Anonymous

    Pedofile is spelled paedophile.

  16. Seahorse

    Lmao. No, Anonymous.. you’re wrong, too. You don’t need the ae in it. It’s just spelled pedophile. >.> Sheesh.

  17. Julianne Dubel

    Guys, this is so awesome! Im not gonna lie, I’ve been quite confused about such things for a long time. This is truely life altering! <3

  18. bob

    Actually SeaHorse, it IS spelt “paedophile” in the English language. The spelling without the ‘a’ is only correct in the simpleton dialect of “American English”. Next you’ll want to spell civilisation and recognised with a Zed. :)

  19. The Gunny

    Very funny but how about adding one with with 6 or more different colors and labeling it a group group?

  20. Guess1

    There can be footfetish too… if you put 2 pen vertically end of the first pen, toward cup of the second pen *)

  21. The One

    Since you added ones for swapping how about one for cheaters!!!

  22. Mountain

    I for one am offended at your tolerance of pedophilia. The more you joke about it, the more it becomes acceptable. YOU AND YOUR ILK SHALL ONE DAY SEE RETRIBUTION FOR EVERY SINGLE VICTIM OF RAPE AND MOLESTATION.

  23. Frucomerci

    @Mountain, Joking about paedophilia??? Do you know how to count? Then don’t count on me! I only translated all the images.

  24. Alessandra

    ahahaha! really funny!

  25. N.o.r

    The Gang-Bang is really inappropriate. It’s either Gang Rape, or, in the best case scenario, women exploitation.
    Can you take it off, please?

    All the others are pretty damn funny :)

    Oh, and cheating:

    |/ |
    or
    || //|

  26. Autumn

    To N.O.R. how do you know they meant rape. Maybe it was representing orge. There are people out there that enjoy lots of people at one time.

    I think it is a great job of explaining things.

  27. Alex

    Whahaha big fun, thanks for this simpel but highly entertainly pen site.

  28. Anon 934

    You can also replace “Harem” with “Tiger Wood”…

  29. Yu

    HAHAHAHA LOVEED ITTT especially the Eunuch and Fetish ones lmao The pedophile one was hilarious too. So great.

  30. Paule Fred

    you forgot the old and younger : the fountain pen with the pen

    thanks for the fun ! your page is funny

  31. ben turbin

    Where is “sex with the person you really love” (Woody Allen): masturbation?

  32. Leo Sundberg

    2 girls 1 cap??? What’s that?

  33. Hex

    this is epic lol

  34. Nix

    @Leo Sundburg: You really don’t want to ask that question, trust me! xD

  35. Febi

    Gang bang is not a rape, as the woman is consesual and WANTS several different boys to have sex with.

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