Sex Explained Graphically by Pens
Wednesday, 20th January, 2010 at 2:44 pm
I’ve received so many emails with this subject and these images that I had to translate them (they were originally in Spanish) and create a post. Bic pens have always been the best! I guess no explanation is needed…
Sex Explained Graphically
Is a completely SFW post and in my opinion a very good way to explain to your daughters/sons the different types of sex that exist.
In how many of the cases above have you been part of?
Yes, we forgot one!
Thanks John Mercer
January 20th, 2010 4:51 pm
That’s really good!
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January 22nd, 2010 2:37 pm
Really nice
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January 23rd, 2010 3:42 am
Awesome!
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January 23rd, 2010 11:26 am
so white people are the default and all other races are depicted by the black pen with no gender specified?
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January 23rd, 2010 12:49 pm
Pederast is not right – pederast is a homosexual. You meant a pedofile
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January 23rd, 2010 11:11 pm
Awesome! so funny
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January 24th, 2010 12:41 am
Who said the blue pen is a white dude?
It could be an asian guy and the black pen represents an arab, who cares?
People see racism everywhere…
I think a pederast is a guy who likes boys, real specific.
I loved the photos (:
Really funny.
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January 24th, 2010 5:56 am
@ ooo, pederast does not mean homosexual. It’s an erotic relationship between an older man and an adolescent boy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty
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January 24th, 2010 1:18 pm
i don’t get the eunuch.
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January 25th, 2010 8:43 am
@roz, he’s been castrated. he has no ink.
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January 25th, 2010 2:58 pm
What’s the thing on the fetish pen (penisse?)
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January 25th, 2010 8:02 pm
LOVE IT! LMAO!
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January 25th, 2010 8:21 pm
sooo funny! isn’t “another threesome” called a “devil’s threesome”?
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January 26th, 2010 3:09 am
amazing – thanks for sharing
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January 26th, 2010 3:52 am
Pedofile is spelled paedophile.
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January 26th, 2010 5:49 am
Lmao. No, Anonymous.. you’re wrong, too. You don’t need the ae in it. It’s just spelled pedophile. >.> Sheesh.
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January 26th, 2010 9:21 pm
Guys, this is so awesome! Im not gonna lie, I’ve been quite confused about such things for a long time. This is truely life altering! <3
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January 27th, 2010 4:06 pm
Actually SeaHorse, it IS spelt “paedophile” in the English language. The spelling without the ‘a’ is only correct in the simpleton dialect of “American English”. Next you’ll want to spell civilisation and recognised with a Zed.
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January 28th, 2010 4:40 pm
Very funny but how about adding one with with 6 or more different colors and labeling it a group group?
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January 28th, 2010 6:52 pm
There can be footfetish too… if you put 2 pen vertically end of the first pen, toward cup of the second pen *)
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January 28th, 2010 11:44 pm
Since you added ones for swapping how about one for cheaters!!!
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January 29th, 2010 12:18 am
I for one am offended at your tolerance of pedophilia. The more you joke about it, the more it becomes acceptable. YOU AND YOUR ILK SHALL ONE DAY SEE RETRIBUTION FOR EVERY SINGLE VICTIM OF RAPE AND MOLESTATION.
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January 29th, 2010 12:51 am
@Mountain, Joking about paedophilia??? Do you know how to count? Then don’t count on me! I only translated all the images.
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January 29th, 2010 1:37 pm
ahahaha! really funny!
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January 30th, 2010 11:17 am
The Gang-Bang is really inappropriate. It’s either Gang Rape, or, in the best case scenario, women exploitation.
Can you take it off, please?
All the others are pretty damn funny
Oh, and cheating:
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January 30th, 2010 4:52 pm
To N.O.R. how do you know they meant rape. Maybe it was representing orge. There are people out there that enjoy lots of people at one time.
I think it is a great job of explaining things.
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January 30th, 2010 10:58 pm
Whahaha big fun, thanks for this simpel but highly entertainly pen site.
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January 31st, 2010 1:23 am
You can also replace “Harem” with “Tiger Wood”…
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January 31st, 2010 1:33 am
HAHAHAHA LOVEED ITTT especially the Eunuch and Fetish ones lmao The pedophile one was hilarious too. So great.
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January 31st, 2010 4:19 pm
you forgot the old and younger : the fountain pen with the pen
thanks for the fun ! your page is funny
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February 13th, 2010 5:37 pm
Where is “sex with the person you really love” (Woody Allen): masturbation?
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April 4th, 2010 10:52 am
2 girls 1 cap??? What’s that?
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April 13th, 2010 6:36 pm
this is epic lol
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June 14th, 2010 12:30 pm
@Leo Sundburg: You really don’t want to ask that question, trust me! xD
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August 19th, 2010 7:47 pm
Gang bang is not a rape, as the woman is consesual and WANTS several different boys to have sex with.
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September 13th, 2011 6:19 am
Everyone loves your site! Maybe you have a facebook or fb page? I’d really like to connect and talk about certain things. Thanks for all your work.
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September 13th, 2011 4:15 pm
Maybe you have considered including additional video clips for your blog posts to keep readers extra interested? I mean I just read over the article of yours and it was really very good consider I’m really a visual learner,I found that to get more useful. Just my my idea, Good luck
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November 2nd, 2011 11:01 am
Good day! This is my 1st comment here so I just wanted to give a quick shout out and tell you I truly enjoy reading your posts. Can you suggest any other blogs/websites/forums that cover the same subjects? Thank you!
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May 11th, 2012 12:10 pm
Funny see people comments about inappropriateness of some of these? Why people? Do you know what is inappropriate? You mind!!! These are just pens after all
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