After years and years reading sentences in my dirty car (it was black and I used to park it in a waste ground), I’ve done a list with all the funny sentences I found written down in my car or others parked close.

The list:

• “Wash me”
• “I wish my girlfriend was this dirty”
• “This car undergoing a scientific dirt experiment, Do not Wash”
• “Wash it! Does not shrink!”
• “Don’t wash it, plant potatoes!”
• “Be patient, someday it will rain”
• “If your girlfriend is like your car, if I were you I wouldn’t eat her …
• “GOD does miracles… but he doesn’t wash cars”
• “This is not dust is an UV car-shade”
• “With less shit also runs”"
• “Mushrooms are only one step away”
• “I do worry about Global Warming and lack of water”

Of course, if you want to use any of these sentences in a dirty car, you can merge them with insults such us: “filthy pig” or “slob.

BTW, there are people out there that the most they can come up with in car art are sentences like the ones above or penis drawings, but there are others who really have a knack for dirty car window art (Scott Wade has definitely a proper excuse to not wash his car)

Is there any funny sentence you’ve found in your dirty car that you want to share with us? Leave a comment!

Update!
A friend has just sent us the funniest drawing in a dirty car ever.

Thanks Alvaro.

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