Select a Religion

LOL!

Christianism: “…Fags, people who use condoms and those who don’t believe in God are going to hell.”

Judaism: “…you have to bump your head against the wall, cut your son’s foreskin and keep it in a box…”

Islamism: “Mohammed is fucking great, Allah is fucking big, if anyone thinks otherwise, you have covert or kill him…”

Atheism: “…you are only allowed to believe in things that are supported by scientific proof…”

Satanism: “By selling your soul to the devil you will be able to play blues, own Microsoft, or whatever…”

Guess which one I installed…

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