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I’ve stated watching this video thinking was going to be another video with a girl dancing but then the dog changed everything…

Please, can someone in this house buy her a radio or something?

LOL

Sometimes the easyest joke is the best one. The other day my friend Nacho showed me this vid when we were drinking at my place. I just find it briliant.

The kid is so stupid! Poor thing!

They definitely are ready! Check it out!

To be an unofficial advert (have you doubted it?) is quite funny and well done. The guy in the middle is the spanish version of Jim Carrey.

Is he the best representation of chelsea fans?

Anyway, for sure a great guy, yeah? first class, yeah?

I am currently surfing the web watching some stand up comedian vids on youtube and I have found this one I have always loved. I saw it the first time in “Bowling for Columbine” and I found it was hilarious. Also, I have to say that I am pretty proud of being able to understand Chris Rock’s slang!

“I am gonna get another job, I am going to save some money…and you are a dead mean” Brilliant!

Things are not always what they look like…

Pretty funny! Enjoy and have a good weekend chaps!

This little animal is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa.

So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself, remember:?

You could look like a dick with buck teeth.

Hiya!

Here is some find e-mail that a bloke from my job sent to me! I feel identified by 44 of these signs! Maybe I have been here for too long,

• 1. You don’t even bother looking out of the window when you get up in the morning to check what the day is like. You know it is OVERCAST
• 2. You believe that Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday are all good nights for drinking. Sunday day is also entirely reasonable.
• 3. You can’t remember what ‘customer service’ means.
• 4. After a big night out you find yourself in a Curry house and not a 24 hour McDonalds.
• 5. You start to accept queuing as a way of life.
• 6. More than three hours sunlight on summer days seems excessive.
• 7. You have memorised the bus route home and manage to get back every time even when you’re half conscious half drunk beyond the edge of reason.
• 8. You don’t think twice about buying a packaged sandwich.
• 9. A sunny lunchtime means searching for a patch of grass and stripping off practically down to your underwear.
• 10. You feel utterly lost if you’re not within 10 mins of a Tesco/Sainsbury’s Local
• 11. You think ?40 for a haircut is quite reasonable.
• 12. You finish every sentence with “Cheers”, and start every conversation with Hiya.
• 13. You only just realise you have lost your sunglasses - you left them in Greece 2 summers ago.
• 14. You start thinking English cuisine isn’t all that bad after all, I mean, it’s hard to beat a full English breakfast.
• 15. You are on to your 6th umbrella and your second overcoat.
• 16. You buy a disposable baby BBQ from Argos.
• 17. You realise your sunscreen is the stuff you originally brought from home with you…..yes that is Midlands postcode on the price label.
• 18. A day at the beach means wearing the warmest clothes you own while standing on golf ball-size pebbles and the thought of swimming doesn’t even enter your head.
• 19. You actually say, “Sor’ed” or “it’s all gone a bit pear shaped”.
• 20. Seeing men wearing a suit in a pub is relatively normal.
• 21. You have given up complaining about the Victorian-like banking services offered, being in a line for an entire lunch break is now just acceptable.
• 22. You have given up explaining why you are half an hour late as no-one notices or even cares. In fact - you may even pop into Pr?t a Manger for a hot drink and some breakfast first.
• 23. Coming to work with a hangover is entirely accepted and indeed expected at least once a week following cheapskates.
• 24. You snigger at the price when you buy a round whilst visiting mates in other cities.
• 25. Your family tells you you have a Southern twang and you say “naah I’ve alwiss talked like thist”
• 26. ?1.50 for 3 bus stops seems reasonable.
• 27. The ink from your oyster card has begun to blend with your skin, yes your palm is NOT supposed to be blue.
• 28. ?300,000 is an acceptable price for a box room above a newsagents.
• 29. Unsolicited friendliness from strangers is met with you looking directly at the floor, cos let’s face it, they’re either going to ask you for money or tell you about God.
• 30. You’ve become accustomed to the clipboard crew slalom on the high street and now you’re ducking and diving past the chuggers like a pro without an ounce of eye contact.
• 31. you expect 15% gratuity to be automatically added when your bill is delivered to your table, after all it’s not up to you to decide whether the staff have earned it
• 32. You begin to pack summer clothes for the tube journey and a suit & raincoat for a quick change in the Westminster public loos
• 33. You know the Underground replacement bus service drivers by name and shift
• 34. The bloke sitting across from you on the tube seems strangely familiar, yet you wonder when did you start using words like “bloke” and why does “tube” seem like a normal word for a train?
• 35. Everyone past of the Watford gap to your belief is northerner.
• 36. You refer to area’s by postcode and actually understand where W1 and SW6 is.
• 37. When a child asks where’s the river, you use an Underground Map as an accurate representation.
• 38. You don’t venture past your own zone and zone 1 if your feeling adventurous.
• 39. you dial ‘9′ for an outside line, even when calling from home!
• 40. When you can’t hear sirens in the background you think….its quiet…too quiet
• 41. You only receive half of your birthday cards and none that were supposed to contain cash.
• 42. You expect an attendant to be waiting in the bathroom with perfume, deodorant and hand towels
• 43. You happily pay ?70 per month to walk on a treadmill instead of walk to work.
• 44. It’s normal to barge your way through a sea of people a tube station, bump people out of the way and not say sorry once all without your eye contact deviating from the ticket gate.
• 45. You know a quicker way to your destination than the cab is taking you.
• 46. You are surprised when out-of-towners have no idea how to use the tube, yet National Rail, Thameslink and Virgin Trains loses you completely.

Cheers,

Pilun

Morning,

I have heard serveral times about the train loaders that push people in the tube in Japan but I had never imagined something so funny! I would never get in on of those trains. Somehow, london underground looks a lot nicer to me now!

Hasta la vista,

Pilun

LoL! I couldn’t stop laughing watching this video!

This guys of Bremner, Bird and Fortune rock!

LOL! Nina has sent me a couple of pretty funny videos for frucomerci.com

Note that this is NOT a real translation, subtitles say what he thinks the song sounds like in English.

You can watch a few more from the same guy (Buffalax): Another 1, Another 2

Respect!

Friday… weekend! Are you going feel very comfortable on your sofa and too lazy to cook something? You’re going to order a pizza, aren’t you?

Here you are some creative ways to order pizza and make it a bit funnier!

1. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Use CB lingo where applicable.

3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

4. End the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”

5. Answer their questions with questions

6. Tell them to put the crust on top this time

7. Do not name the toppings you want, rather, spell them out

8. Stutter on the letter “p”

9. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

10. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

11. Tell the order taker you’re depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

12. Change your accent every 3 seconds

13. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

14. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, “Okay, that’ll be $9.99; please pull up to the first window.”

15. Rent a pizza

16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

17. Imitate the order taker’s voice

18. Eliminate verbs from your speech

19. Say it’s your anniversary and you’d appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your mate to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

20. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.

21. Order a slice, not a whole pizza

22. Order two toppings, then say, “No, they’ll start fighting.”

23. Use expletives like “Great Caesar’s Ghost” and “Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town.”

24. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.

25. Start the conversation with,”My call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and… action!”

26. Ask if the pizza is organically grown

27. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.

28. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking a regular intervals to play it.

29. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

30. Mumble, “There’s a bomb under your seat.” When asked to repeat that, say, “I said, ’sauce smothered with meat.’”

31. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, “No mushrooms, please.” Quickly hang up.

32. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.

A few days ago I wrote a post with a video in which a Spanish band is singing trying to sing in English… That was nothing, check out this version of “in the guetto” (you will know it because it was made popular by Elvis Presley)

Same question again: who said Spaniards don?t know to speak English? :p

Thanks Pilun!

Saturday morning… hangover… flashbacks to yesterday’s night… friends, drinks, party, fun… one song:

“My tailor is rich and my mother’s on the kitchen”

Who said Spaniards don’t know to speak English?

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