UK is definitely not easy for someone who doesn’t like drinking (specially beer).

Weather is mostly shit the whole year so you don’t have many chances apart of going to a pub (is full of them) and have beers with friends, but measures are not like in Spain, no, here you have pints (1 Imperial pint = 568.261485 milliliters). If weather is good enough you won’t practice sport or go for a walk, you’ll go with your friends to the nearest park and will drink there. Morning, lunchtime, afternoon, evening, night… is always good time for drinking, you will always find someone with a pint; as they use to say: “You’ll never drink alone”. The good side is that you never have drinking problems (or you thinks so), for sure there is always someone in your office who drinks much more than you.

Of course, I’m giving drinking up lately on!

I’ve never given positive on a breath test (touch wood), but I have to admit that this is the best way to show police you are perfectly sober. Check it out.

Almost peed myself…

I know is Spanish video and you might no understand it, but you don’t even need sound to watch it, I am going to explain you more or less what is happening:

1. Spanish Team goes to the king’s cup final
2. Supporters go out to the streets and celebrate it
3. The journalist try to explain what is going on
4. A very funny guy starts doing “weird” things at her back
5. I can’t stop laughing for 3 minutes

• 1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market
• 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street
• 3. Whats the difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker?. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW
• 4. What’s the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!
• 5. The problem with an investment banks balance sheet is that on the left side nothing’s right and on the right side nothing’s left.
• 6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be reading this. if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it’s a scam.Don’t fall for it.
• 7. President Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favorite candy bar .
• 8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush’s copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures .
• 9. President Bush’s response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio couple of weeks ago. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21.
• 10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my checks is returned stamped ‘insufficient funds’, I won’t know whether that refers to mine or the bank’s.

I am not a jealous person, but I have to be fair and say that I am very jealous of people who speak more than three languages (I can proudly say that I am able to speak three). This video has made me laugh a lot and has reminded me a very bad joke my father use to tell to foreign people when they come to his shop and speak a language he can’t understand: “I can read every language in the world but I only understand one” :p

I can speak italian too… BadadiBupudi!

=)

“When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree”

Thanks Dom

Chaps,
Just to let you know: I am more than pleased to receive any gift, please read text below…

As this is the season for giving presents it is appropriate to remind all users of the Frucomerci’s policies for giving and accepting gifts, entertainment and hospitality. You must use discretion in accepting or giving gifts, services or hospitality and ensure that it is not on a scale that may be interpreted as compromising your integrity or ability to exercise independent judgment. Excessive gift or hospitality giving or receiving can constitute an improper inducement, may breach Frucomerci Principles and lead to disciplinary action.

Please, feel free!

I know you are going to love this one guys!

is Rodney Carrington – Show them to me

For you, Spanish Frucomerci’s followers with a poor English, subtitled version here