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><channel><title>the blog of frucomerci.com &#187; Humour</title> <atom:link href="http://www.frucomerci.com/category/humour/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.frucomerci.com</link> <description>is the weblog of david sanchez, where you can read about: technology, current issues, blogs, internet, music and many more</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:55:23 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <item><title>Do you want to work today?</title><link>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/03/03/do-you-want-to-work-today/</link> <comments>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/03/03/do-you-want-to-work-today/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:17:15 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Frucomerci</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Work]]></category><guid
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then you&#8217;re not alone&#8230;
and do not forget, occasionally, thank your colleagues for the good team work&#8230;
With a pat on the back!Now, please, leave me alone, I have [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/03/03/do-you-want-to-work-today/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Leather Dress</title><link>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/02/26/leather-dress/</link> <comments>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/02/26/leather-dress/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:28:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Frucomerci</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Friday]]></category><guid
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I know, I know, it&#8217;s not a very good joke, but come one guys, it&#8217;s Friday, a bit [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/02/26/leather-dress/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>What Happens at French Banks</title><link>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/02/10/what-happens-at-french-banks/</link> <comments>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/02/10/what-happens-at-french-banks/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:08:21 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Frucomerci</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Offbeat]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.frucomerci.com/?p=1731</guid> <description><![CDATA[I friend of mine works on a French bank and today found this sign on the vending machine. Greeks making fun of Germans&#8230; ha!Topical subject for financial types&#8230;
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.frucomerci.com/?p=1724</guid> <description><![CDATA[There are things that are not to be made fun of and among these are the problems in the Third World, but today I woke up in good mood and an email with these photos with these photos amused me quite a bit.Thanks Fosi
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Have a nice week, motherf***rs! I&#8217;m joking
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.frucomerci.com/?p=1696</guid> <description><![CDATA[A clear example of a FAIL!! I think sometimes they do it deliberately.Translation of the Article&#8217;s title: &#8220;Falls The Largest Consignment of Cocaine sent by Plane&#8221;
&#8220;Falls&#8221; doesn&#8217;t mean the drug actually flew of the plane, it means that the police busted the consignment. The girls looks quite happy anyway.
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mykarmasutrabuddy.com
I&#8217;m sure you don&#8217;t know every sex position in the world and I would walk on hot coals that you haven&#8217;t practise the 50% of the ones you know. It&#8217;s fine, me neither.
You won&#8217;t find all sex positions in [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/01/28/watch-and-learn-sex-positions-with-fun-buddies/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Useful Sentences For Dirty Cars</title><link>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/01/26/useful-sentences-for-dirtycars/</link> <comments>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/01/26/useful-sentences-for-dirtycars/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 09:29:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Frucomerci</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Offbeat]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sentences]]></category><guid
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&#8220;I wish my girlfriend was this dirty&#8221;
&#8220;This car undergoing a scientific [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/01/26/useful-sentences-for-dirtycars/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sex Explained Graphically by Pens</title><link>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/01/20/sex-explained-graphically-by-pens/</link> <comments>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/01/20/sex-explained-graphically-by-pens/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:14:36 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Frucomerci</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Offbeat]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Graphics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category><guid
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Sex Explained Graphically
Is a completely SFW post and in my opinion a very good way to explain [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/01/20/sex-explained-graphically-by-pens/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>64</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Tips to Get Rid of Mice</title><link>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/01/14/tips-to-get-rid-of-mice/</link> <comments>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/01/14/tips-to-get-rid-of-mice/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 14:20:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Frucomerci</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Offbeat]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category><guid
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We had a small mice making himself at home in our previous property (not on this one yet), we actually didn&#8217;t kill him but someone with a lot of experience (he is running a pub close [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.frucomerci.com/2010/01/14/tips-to-get-rid-of-mice/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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