frog under drugs

Hahaha! I think Pilun is going to be a regular writer at Frucomerci.com! Just sent me this post:

“Hi Chaps,

As the big Catalan rhino is quite busy lately I am giving him a hand with the blog!

Yesterday I talked about my favourite music videos. Today I am going to talk about my favourite TV commercials! This one (actually it was my brother Santi who brought my attention to this) is just insane! Is so sick and depraved that it makes me laugh out loud. Please note the fact of all these kids running to the loo like whores on coke to an orgy! For god’s sake they are kids! Hahahaha is insane! Then this sequence of a 14 years old girl shaking the bump like one of the dancers of a 50 cent video clip! Who the hell is behind this madness! What do you want to do with our kids! Legions on kids running hysterically to the loo while they do bitchy dances is not right!

To finish with this comment! There is big controversial about the last sequence of the spot! Why a frog? Why does it has to wipe it?s ass in such an explicit way! What the hell it does with the tissue! After watching carefully 10 times we have got to the conclusion that it sticks the tissue into the arse! Where is the world going?

This is all wrong?but is good fun!

All the best gents, que vaya bonito !

Reverend Pilun”

Thanks bro for helping me with the blog!

a good put down line

Here you are a portion of an interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

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FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
– So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
– We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
– Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
– I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
– Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
– I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
– But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
– Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.