Life Lessons

It’s very important kids learn how everything works from a young age. I really don’t want to agree with this cartoon, but day after day I’m more used to see things like these. Sad Friday 13th.

Life Lessons Comic

Have a nice weekend guys. Music for it:

Cartoon via 9gag

Unfinished things

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on tv this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and before leaving for work this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of woska, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminum scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.

Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr piss. an telum u it werks!!!

Send me

A girls sends an SMS to her boyfriend’s mobile:

“My love
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you’re laughing, send me your smile.
If you’re crying, send me your tears.

He replies:

“My love
I’m shitting right now… Do you want me to send you anything?”