A clear example of a FAIL!! I think sometimes they do it deliberately.

Translation of the Article’s title: “Falls The Largest Consignment of Cocaine sent by Plane”

“Falls” doesn’t mean the drug actually flew of the plane, it means that the police busted the consignment. The girls looks quite happy anyway.

The number of positions that can be used for sex is essentially limitless. Classic, sophisticated, extreme …

mykarmasutrabuddy.com

I’m sure you don’t know every sex position in the world and I would walk on hot coals that you haven’t practise the 50% of the ones you know. It’s fine, me neither.

You won’t find all sex positions in mykarmasutrabuddy.com, but a if you want a useful and quick guide with pictures and scientific descriptions, mykarmasutrabuddy is the best solution. I’m telling you. They put a very practical presentation of the sex position and you can choose from 16 different sexual positions. Not only you have a good chance to learn, you may have something to laugh as well… Actually I’ve laughed more than learned

Check it out, it’s easy, you only need to select a fluffy, attractive, endowed or dwarf “Mr Fun Buddy”, a “Mrs Fun Buddy” (they come in all shapes and sizes), a sex position from the 16 listed, then only watch and learn is left. You will see, some positions don’t fit all shapes and sizes. The whole game is that you can mix them all. Definitely one of the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time!

After years and years reading sentences in my dirty car (it was black and I used to park it in a waste ground), I’ve done a list with all the funny sentences I found written down in my car or others parked close.

The list:

• “Wash me”
• “I wish my girlfriend was this dirty”
• “This car undergoing a scientific dirt experiment, Do not Wash”
• “Wash it! Does not shrink!”
• “Don’t wash it, plant potatoes!”
• “Be patient, someday it will rain”
• “If your girlfriend is like your car, if I were you I wouldn’t eat her …
• “GOD does miracles… but he doesn’t wash cars”
• “This is not dust is an UV car-shade”
• “With less shit also runs”"
• “Mushrooms are only one step away”
• “I do worry about Global Warming and lack of water”

Of course, if you want to use any of these sentences in a dirty car, you can merge them with insults such us: “filthy pig” or “slob.

BTW, there are people out there that the most they can come up with in car art are sentences like the ones above or penis drawings, but there are others who really have a knack for dirty car window art (Scott Wade has definitely a proper excuse to not wash his car)

Is there any funny sentence you’ve found in your dirty car that you want to share with us? Leave a comment!

Update!
A friend has just sent us the funniest drawing in a dirty car ever.

Thanks Alvaro.

I’ve received so many emails with this subject and these images that I had to translate them (they were originally in Spanish) and create a post. Bic pens have always been the best! I guess no explanation is needed…

Is a completely SFW post and in my opinion a very good way to explain to your daughters/sons the different types of sex that exist.

In how many of the cases above have you been part of?

Update!
Yes, we forgot one!

Thanks John Mercer

This is going to be a useful post for everyone living in London as is very common to have mice/rats.

We had a small mice making himself at home in our previous property (not on this one yet), we actually didn’t kill him but someone with a lot of experience (he is running a pub close to the river) give us some clues about how to kill mice as he tried every trap/poison you can imagine and he only succeeded with two:

• Putting small glasses into the cheese so they eat it normally and then die when they digest it – cruel but effective
• Glue traps – disgusting as they don’t die and you have to kill them

You also should know that mice prefer peanut butter rather than cheese, if you are not American and don’t have peanut butter at home be careful using certain cheese brands as something like this can happen:

Great ad, Thanks R&Ino