LOL!

Christianism: “…Fags, people who use condoms and those who don’t believe in God are going to hell.”

Judaism: “…you have to bump your head against the wall, cut your son’s foreskin and keep it in a box…”

Islamism: “Mohammed is fucking great, Allah is fucking big, if anyone thinks otherwise, you have covert or kill him…”

Atheism: “…you are only allowed to believe in things that are supported by scientific proof…”

Satanism: “By selling your soul to the devil you will be able to play blues, own Microsoft, or whatever…”

Guess which one I installed…

via 9gag

Poker Face – a face on a person that shows no emotion, often called poker face because in the game of poker it would be foolish to show any emotional traits that might screw the game for you.

This exactly wasn’t exactly the definition of my face when watched this video as I was almost as surprised as with “two girls one DAVIS cup”, so I guess the editor could choose a better song but it’s alright, gave me a reason to write this post.

Enjoy!

I friend of mine works on a French bank and today found this sign on the vending machine. Greeks making fun of Germans… ha!

Topical subject for financial types…

There are things that are not to be made fun of and among these are the problems in the Third World, but today I woke up in good mood and an email with these photos with these photos amused me quite a bit.

Thanks Fosi

A clear example of a FAIL!! I think sometimes they do it deliberately.

Translation of the Article’s title: “Falls The Largest Consignment of Cocaine sent by Plane”

“Falls” doesn’t mean the drug actually flew of the plane, it means that the police busted the consignment. The girls looks quite happy anyway.