Useful Sentences For Dirty Cars

After years and years reading sentences in my dirty car (it was black and I used to park it in a waste ground), I’ve done a list with all the funny sentences I found written down in my car or others parked close.

Useful Sentences for Dirty Cars Image

The list:

  • “Wash me”
  • “I wish my girlfriend was this dirty”
  • “This car undergoing a scientific dirt experiment, Do not Wash”
  • “Wash it! Does not shrink!”
  • “Don’t wash it, plant potatoes!”
  • “Be patient, someday it will rain”
  • “If your girlfriend is like your car, if I were you I wouldn’t eat her …
  • “GOD does miracles… but he doesn’t wash cars”
  • “This is not dust is an UV car-shade”
  • “With less shit also runs””
  • “Mushrooms are only one step away”
  • “I do worry about Global Warming and lack of water”

Of course, if you want to use any of these sentences in a dirty car, you can merge them with insults such us: “filthy pig” or “slob.

BTW, there are people out there that the most they can come up with in car art are sentences like the ones above or penis drawings, but there are others who really have a knack for dirty car window art (Scott Wade has definitely a proper excuse to not wash his car)

Senteces Dirty Cars Art

Is there any funny sentence you’ve found in your dirty car that you want to share with us? Leave a comment!


A friend has just sent us the funniest drawing in a dirty car ever.

Senteces Dirty Cars Art Peugeot

Thanks Alvaro.

Sent from my Iphone Alternatives

Do you have an Iphone? I do and I love it but I don’t like that “Sent from my iPhone” message on every email I sent!
By default, every email sent from your iPhone has this signature specified in Settings -> Mail -> Signature but you can change/remove it easily going there and typing whatever you want.

Sent From my Iphone

Now is confirmed apple is going to launch next-generation software for the iPhone 4.0, here you are a list with alternatives for your “Sent from Iphone” signature I’ve collected after a couple of years and a bit of research:

  • “Sent from my iPhone…jealous?”
  • “Sent from my Atari 2600”
  • “Sent from my Portable Telephone Machine”
  • “Sent from my handheld device”
  • “Sent from my iPhone, bitch”
  • “Sent from my £400 phone”
  • “Proudly typed on an iPhone”
  • “Sent from my ipwn”
  • “You’ve been iPhoned”
  • “Sent from my iPowerBall”
  • “I have more money than you do”
  • “Sent from the Future”
  • “Yes, I have an iPhone. Now will you fuck me?”
  • “Never understood the Sent from BlackBerry/iPhone thing.”
  • “Sent from my Whiteberry.”
  • “Sorry for my spelling mistakes and for non-formated text”
  • “Sent via my 16GB Black iPhone.Suffer to all you people with white ones and Nokias”
  • “Sent from my iphone, I’m a brutal wanker”
  • “Sent from the Jesus phone; behold the prophecy!”
  • “Sent from my iPhone. Short but not meant to be abrupt.”

I’ve actually used some of them for a while. How do you sign your emails?